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Hello
Yes
What?
Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone
Just one second. One second please
Excuse me
Sir, please sit down
Captain, there is a medical emergency
A passenger has just fallen down on the aisle
Delhi, Air India 11 returning for a medical emergency
Sir, excuse me. Sir, excuse me
One minute
I'm alright now
Thank you
You can all go now
I'll go now
Gentleman wait
Get the vehicle
Are you Mr Dhillon?
Why?
Should I tattoo my name here?
Take the car out quickly
OK, Sir. Come Sir
Should I take you to the hotel Sir?
Yes, Yes. We will go to the hotel
But Take me there via Vasant Vihar
Put your foot on the pedal Kid
Yes, Farhan, what's up?
Come outside quickly I'm reaching your place in 5 minutes
What happened dude?
Chathur called me
Remember him?
Who? "Silencer"?
Yeah, Yeah
He's saying Rancho is coming
What are you saying?
Yes, he's saying if we want to meet Rancho We should come to the tank in the campus, at 8
Oh, Shucks
Hurry up, come out quickly
Yeah, Yeah OK
Sruthi, I'll be back in a little while
Shoes...
I found my friend again
What?
I'll come back and speak to you
At least, wear your trousers
Can we go to the hotel now, Sir?
We will go to the hotel Kid But only after going to "Imperial College of Engineering"
OK, Sir
I forgot to take my socks dude
You’re worried about your socks? Look down, you forgot your trousers
Oops
- Sir now can we go to the hotel? - Take my boss from the airport instead to the hotel. Same surname "Dhillon"
I'm Dhillon. Where the hell have you sent the taxi? Is it on the runway?
Hey, Rancho
Hey Chathur, where is Rancho?
Rancho
Where is Rancho?
Welcome idiots
Do you want to drink Madeira?
Isn't this is the rum you all used to drink here?
Have a drink
Hey, where is Rancho?
I'll tell you
First look at this
Not my wife you idiots Look at the bungalow behind her - 3.5 million
A heated swimming pool
The living room has maple wood flooring
My new Lamborghini 6496 cc Very fast
Why are you showing all this to us?
Have you forgotten?
What is this?
5th September, today’s date What else, man?
Come on let's bet Let's bet that after 10 years we will come back
Over here, on this same date
And we will see who is the most successful?
Do you have the courage? Tell me, will you come? Will you come?
Remember something now?
I made a bet here with that idiot
I kept my promise
I'm back
Idiot
I left my flight and came
He left his trousers just to come and meet Rancho For the last five years we have been looking for him;
We don't know if he is dead or alive Do you really think he would come here for your stupid bet?
He won't come I knew he would not come
What? Will you break his teeth or should I do it? One moment Farhan, One moment
Then why did you call us here?
To meet Rancho
To come and see how I have left him behind To see how far ahead I have gone
That means that you know where Rancho is?
Yes
Where is Rancho?
He is in Shimla
#He was like a fleeting wind#
#Like a fluttering kite#
#Where did he go? Let's find him#
#He was like a fleeting wind#
#Like a fluttering kite#
#Where did he go? Let's find him#
#While the rulebook guided us#
#He would make his own path#
#And loiter along it merrily#
#While our future haunted us#
#He would celebrate the present#
#And live every moment with reckless freedom#
#Where did he come from?#
#Touching our hearts#
#Where did he go? Let's find him#
#He was like a shade in sweltering heat#
#Like an oasis in the desert#
#He was the salve for our distress#
#While we cowered from challenges#
#He would dive into the seas#
#And swim against the rippling currents#
#He was a wandering cloud#
#He was our friend#
#Where did he go? Let's find him#
Rancho
Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
How strange was his name?
Even stranger were his ideas
Since our childhood we had heard that life is like a race If you don't run fast others will overtake you
Heck, to even be born You have to race among 300 million sperm cells
1978
I was born at 5.15am
And at 5.16 AM my father declared
"My son will be an Engineer"
Farhan Qureshi, B.Tech Engineer
And my fate was sealed
What had I wanted to become? Nobody even bothered asking me
Raju Rastogi
Ranchoddas Chanchad
Tell me your room number
D26
Follow me
I'm Manmohan
MM
All these engineers call me millimetre
Buying milk, eggs or bread; washing and ironing your clothes Filling your journals, copying assignments
It does not matter what the task is, I have a fixed rate, no bargaining
One minute, One minute, take this, hold it
This is Kilobyte
This is Megabyte and this is their mother Gigabyte
Take their pictures This family doesn’t byte
[Raju praying]
Here comes another big believer
Hi Raju Rastogi, I am Farhan Qureshi
Don't worry
After living here for a while Your belief in God will vanish eventually
You will have only naked girls poster stuck by your side And you'll say
Oh God
Just give me one chance
Hey get out of here out, out
Give me 4 rupees
2 rupees per bag
Here take 5 rupees Keep the change
Wow, Sir you gave me a tip
In return I'll give you a tip
Tonight, wear underwear which has no holes
Why?
Oh Emperor
You are great
Accept our gift
Wow
This is He-man, He-man take this
Wow, white, milky white
We were humiliated Our honour was in tatters,
Our hands outstretched in salutation
Heads bowed like slaves,
When we saw Rancho for the first time
Fresh meat, fresh, fresh, fresh
Namastey, Sir (Hello in Hindi)
Remove your trousers and get branded
Tell me, what’s your name?
Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
Listen brothers. Memorise it by heart It will roll off your tongue by the final year
Take off your trousers Take them off
Oh, so you won’t listen like this?
You shouldn't wear wet trousers son. Its bad manners
Come, take them off
"Aal iz well, Aal iz well"
What is he saying?
Someone make him understand
Hey James Bond, make him understand
Take off your trousers or they are going to piss on you
Hey Englishman Do you feel ashamed of speaking in Hindi?
Sorry Sir I was born in Uganda, and studied in Pondicherry
So I am a little slow in Hindi
So make him understand slowly, who is in a hurry here?
You have worn them again?
[In pure Hindi] Take off your trousers or they will pass urine on you
He is calling pissing, passing urine?
Come out, you Pundit (Scholar) learning engineering
Hey, come out you idiot
Come out
Come out or else I'll pass urine on your door
I will count to 10
If you don't come out
I will pass urine on your door for the whole semester
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Salt water is a great conductor of electricity
8th standard physics
We all studied it;
He applied it
I.C.E.'s director's name was Dr. Viru Sahastrabudhhe
But everyone called him "Virus"
Computer virus
Virus is coming Carrying eggs with him
He has told the first years to come downstairs Hurry, Hurry
Virus was the most competitive man we had ever seen
If someone overtook him by even one step
He could not accept it
To save time he used Velcro instead of buttons
And a clip on tie
He had trained his mind
To write using both his hands at the same time
Everyday at 2pm he used to take a power nap of exactly 7 1/2 minutes And listened to opera
Govind was instructed to do all unproductive tasks like Shaving, cutting nails etc. in this 7 and a half minutes
What is this?
Sir, a nest
Whose?
-A Cuckoo bird's nest -Wrong
Cuckoo birds never build their nests
They lay their eggs on other birds’ nests
And when their babies come to the world, what do they do first?
They kick out the other eggs from the nest
Competition over
Their life begins with murder
That’s nature
Compete
Or die
You all are also like the cuckoo bird
And these are those eggs that you kicked out and reached I.C.E.
Don't forget
Because every year, 4 Lakh (400,000) applications are submitted to ICE
Among them only 200 will be selected
You
And these
Finished
Broken eggs
My own son applied for 3 years
Rejected
Every time
Remember life is a race
If you don't run fast someone will overtake you and beat you
Let me tell you a very interesting story
This is an astronaut's pen
In space a fountain pen or a ball pen cannot be used
So after spending millions of dollars
Scientists invented this pen
Using this you can write at any angle, In any temperature, and zero gravity
One day, when I was a student the institute director called me
He said "Viru Sahastrabudhhe" I replied "Yes Sir"
"Come here" he said, I got scared
He showed me this pen
He said, “This is a symbol of excellence"
"I give it to you"
"And the day when you find an extraordinary student like yourself"
"Pass this pen on to him"
For the last 32 yearsViru Sahastrabudhhe Has been waiting for the next Viru Sahastrabudhhe
Is there anyone here in this batch that deserves it?
Good, hands down
Should I write it on the notice board?
I said put down your hands
Sir, I have a question
Sir, if in space a fountain pen or ball pen cannot be used Why didn't the astronauts try using a pencil instead?
It could have saved millions of dollars
I will get back to you on this
At night he messes with the seniors
And during the day he's irritating the director I'm telling you if we stay with him, he will get us in trouble
Man, you screwed Virus completely
Oh Emperor, you are great
Accept our gift
Get lost, don’t you have school?
Who will pay my fees, your father?
How dare you talk about my father?
Hey stop. Raju, what are you doing?
Listen
No fee is required for schooling A uniform is required, just a uniform
Whichever school you like, go get the uniform of that school
Go sit in the classes
Who will find you among such a huge population?
What if I get caught?
If they catch you, then change your uniforms and your school
There was really something special about him,
He always used to challenge everything in the world. Each and every thing
He was the only free bird in Virus's nest
We all were just robots operated by the professors' remote control
He was the only one
Who was not a machine
What is a machine?
Why are you smiling?
Actually Sir, since my childhood; I have dreamt of studying in an engineering college
Now that I am sitting here, I feel excited
No need to be so overexcited Tell me the definition of a machine
Ermm...
Sir
A machine is anything that reduces human effort Sir
Will you please elaborate?
Sir...
All those things which make tasks easier for humans are machines Sir
When you are feeling hot, you press a button A breeze starts blowing; the fan is a machine Sir
You can talk to your friend miles away; The telephone is a machine Sir
A calculator calculates millions in seconds It is a machine Sir
Actually we are dependent in this world upon machines Sir
From a Pen nib to a trousers zip They are all machines Sir
One second up, one second down Up, down, up, down, up
What is the definition?
Sir that’s what I am telling you
Will you write all this in the exams?
This is a machine up, down, up, down, up
Idiot
Anybody else?
Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that
Their relative motions are constrained
And by which means force and motion Maybe transmitted and modified
Such as the screw in its nut or a lever range Turn about a fulcrum or a pulley by its pivot etc.
Especially a construction more or less complex consisting of
A combination of moving parts
Or simple mechanical elements as wheels, levers, cams etc
Wow, great, perfect
Great, please sit down
Thank you, Thank you
But Sir I said the same in layman’s terms
If you like simple language You can go join some other Arts and Commerce college
But Sir, we should understand it at least
Like this way learning by rote from the book, what the use Sir?
Oh, so you know more than the books?
The books have the same definition And if you want to pass, you'll write as such
But Sir, there are other books also
Get out
But why?
In simple language Please go outside
Idiot
So, we were discussing about machines
Why have you come back?
I forgot something Sir
What?
Instruments that record, analyse, summarise, Organize, debate and explain information
Which are illustrative, non-illustrative, Hardbound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed
With a forward, introduction, table of contents, index That are intended for the enlightenment, understanding
Enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain Through the sensory root of vision... sometimes touch
What do you wish to say?
Books, Sir Books
I forgot my books Sir. Can I take them?
Could not you say it in a simple way?
I tried before, but you did not like the simple way Sir
Professors used to keep Rancho outside More than inside the classrooms
If he got kicked from one class, He would go sit in another classroom
Rancho used to say that knowledge is everywhere Where ever you get, gain it
He was completely different from all of us
We used to fight for the bathroom
But wherever Rancho used to get water He would have a bath
He was obsessed with machines
He used to carry a screwdriver in his pocket Where ever he went
He would disassemble every machine that he found Some he managed to reassemble
Some he could not
There was another guy just like him
Joy Lobo
Sir, excuse me Sir
Mr. Joy Lobo
Sir if you mind letting me know about the convocation dates...
Why?
Actually Father wanted to make a reservation
I'm the first engineer in my village Sir All my relatives wanted to come on the convocation day
In that case please make a phone call to your father
Son please, please don’t waste my time Hurry
Hello
Dad, the college director wants to speak to you
Joy?
Mr. Lobo your son will not graduate this year
What has happened Sir?
He has missed all the deadlines With an unrealistic Mr. Lobo
Mr. Lobo, Unrealistic project Like I have said already
He is making some nonsensical helicopter
So I would advise you not to reserve a ticket I'm so sorry
Sir, I am so close
Is your project ready?
Sir at least look at it once, please.
Submit it, and then I'll take it into consideration
- Sir, Give me an extension please - Why? Why should I give you an extension?
Sir, after dad's stroke I couldn't concentrate for 2 months Please
Did you stop eating food and drinking water for 2 months?
No
Did you stop taking a bath? No?
Then why did you stop studying?
Sir I am very close Please take a look at this Sir. Please
Mr. Lobo one Sunday afternoon My son died after falling from a train
On Monday morning Viru Sahastrabudhhe gave a lecture in this college So don't give me that nonsense
I can only give you sympathy Not an extension
Sir
Wow look at this design he has made A wireless camera on a helicopter
It can be used for anything Getting traffic updates, security
But Virus was saying its design is impractical It seems it won't fly
Why won't it fly? I'll make it fly
Hey don't tell Joy. We will give him a surprise
We'll make this fly outside his window and record his reaction
If we do his project, who will do ours?
With all the tests, viva, quizzes included; There are 42 exams in each semester
Hey, you worry far too much dude
Put your hand on your heart and say,
"Aal iz well, Aal iz well"
"All is well"
“Aal iz well”
Our sage Baba Ranchoddas Has introduced something new now
In our village there was a watchman He used to yell at night, “Aal iz well”
And we used to sleep comfortably
One night there was a robbery in our village, And we discovered he was blind.
He just yelled "Aal iz well, Aal iz well"
And we used to sleep like fools
That day I realised a fact of life
That our heart is a big coward
Fool your heart
If you have any big problem in life
Tell your heart
No problem baby, everything is OK "Aal iz well, Aal iz well"
Hmm, so that solves all our problems right?
No, but it gives us the courage to survive
Remember this mantra This is going to prove useful here
Got it, got it. Understood
Take it to Joy's window
Hey Joy, up, up
Ooh a window. Come and see Silencer naked
Hey Joy Come out Joy
Hey Joy, look outside
Joy...
#Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain#
#Give me another chance. I want to grow up once again#
I have good news for you Sir
Neither the police found out
Nor Joy's father
Everyone will think it's a suicide, Sir
The cause of death in the post-mortem report is
Intense pressure on wind pipe resulting in choking
These fools believe that
He died because of the pressure here
But what about the pressure built over here for the last 4 years? What about that?
There is no mention of it in the report Sir,
These engineers are such fools
They have not invented a machine That could reduce the pressure over here
If they had, we would have realised this is not a suicide It's a murder,
Are you blaming me for the suicide of Joy?
If one student cannot handle pressure Why am I the one responsible?
So much pressure will come later in your life
Will you blame others every time for that too?
Sir, I'm not blaming you
Actually I'm blaming the system
Sir, I have got some statistics
In the world India has the highest number of suicides India is number 1, Sir
Sir, every 90 minutes, a student somewhere attempts suicide
Students die less from sickness and more from suicides here
Isn't something going wrong here, Sir?
I cannot talk about other colleges But this is one of the finest colleges in the country
I have been running this college for 32 years
I brought this college from being ranked 28th to number 1
Number 1 in what Sir?
We don’t have any lectures here related to new ideas No one talks about new inventions
All we ever discuss is getting the highest marks Or how to find a job in the USA
We don't gain any knowledge here, Sir
We are only taught how to get good marks
Are you going to now tell me how to teach?
Please sit down
Today we have a great leader with us
Who claims that he can teach better Than our highly qualified teachers
So today our professor Ranchoddas Chanchad will teach us engineering
We do not have all day
You all have 30 seconds
Find the meanings of the words written on the board
If you want to, you can consult your books too
Lift your hand up once you find the answer
We will see who will come first and who is last
Your time starts now
Time's up
Time's up Sir, time up
What?
Nobody found the answer?
Now lets rewind a minute of our life and think
When I asked this question
Did anybody think that today we will get to learn something new? Something exciting?
Anyone? Sir?
No
Everyone started running a race
What is the use if you come first studying like this?
Will you improve your knowledge? No
The only thing that will increase is the pressure on you
And this is a college not a pressure cooker
Even a circus lion leaps onto a chair from fear Fear of the ringmasters whip
However we call such a lion well trained, not well educated
Hello
This is not a philosophy class
Just tell us the meaning of those words,
Sir, actually these words don't exist
These are my friends’ names
Farhan and Raju
Quiet
Nonsense
Is this how you teach engineering? Like this?
No Sir I'm not teaching you engineering Of course you know more than me
I was just teaching you how to teach,
And I believe that one day you will definitely learn this
Because I never leave my weaker students behind
Busted
Quiet
Quiet, I said
I regret to inform you that your son Farhan/Raju is following the wrong path
If you do not take any action Their future will be ruined
Virus's letters fell down in our homes like an atom bomb
They mourned as the survivors had in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
And we were invited to our homes to get thrashed
Come, come on inside
Look over there
We could only afford one A.C (Air Conditioner)
We did not keep it in our bedroom We kept it in Farhan’s bedroom so he could study in peace
I did not buy a car; I am still riding a scooter
I invested all my money in Farhan’s studies
We sacrificed our future for a better future for Farhan Do you understand or not?
Then can you imagine what I must be going through
Did you take all these photos Farhan?
Quiet
He had the craze of photography in his head
He used to take photos of animals And say he wanted to become a wildlife photographer
Son, what was your percentage that year?
91 percent
Did you hear that?
From 94 percent straight down to 91 percent
You find it funny?
No, no uncle no
I was amazed at the great photos he has taken
Why are you making him into an engineer? You should make him into a wild life photographer
I'm begging you
Please don’t spoil my son's future
Children
Come, let's eat something
When you come next time Please make sure you eat before you leave
Father gave us no food
So to fill our hungry stomachs And be told off
We headed to Raju's home
Raju's home reminded me of a 1950's black and white film
One small bed on which his paralysed father lay
One coughing mother
One sister waiting to get married
Sofas with their springs hanging out
And water dripping 24 hours from the roof
His Mother had retired from school But was still tired nearly all the time
His father used to be a postmaster
He had lost half his body to paralysis And all his salary
His sister Kammo is 28 now
The groom’s family are asking for a Maruti 800 (Motorcycle) as dowry
If you don't study, how will she get married?
- Have some ladyfinger curry - Thank you, Aunty
Do you know that ladyfingers are now 12 Rupees/kg
And cauliflower 10 rupees
It's nothing but daylight robbery
And to make matters worse I receive these letters from your college
Tell me how will we survive?
Do you want cheese?
Someday you will have to buy cheese in a Goldsmith's shop
Should I give you cheese?
No, it's enough
Mother, just leave it please
OK, OK I will keep quiet
Earn for your children, work like a servant And after all I have done you want me to keep my mouth shut?
If I cannot discuss the families problems with my son, Then who should I discuss them with, his friends?
Hey Raju
We were confused; should we control our friend Or wipe his mother's tears
Then we thought; let it be and Let’s concentrate on the peas and cheese for now
Even his eczema cream costs 55 Rupees now
Eurgh
Do you want more bread son?
- No, I'm done - I'm full Aunty
Ladyfingers are 12 Rupees/Kg and cauliflower 10 Rupees/Kg
At least we offered you some food unlike your miser father
Hitler Qureshi
Yes and your mother is Mother Theresa right? She was serving us infected bread
Don't make fun of my mother
Hey leave it, why are you both fighting? I'm feeling hungry Come let’s go have some food from outside
This is the end of the month who will give us the money? His mother, mother Teresa?
You don't need to have money to get food. All you require is a uniform
Look over there
Come
Namastey Sir, Namastey
Uncle
Hey, listen get us 3 glasses of vodka
Half soda, half water
What are the starters?
Actually it doesn't matter, just bring two plates of each
You can leave this here
And change the music. Put some classical or something else on
Pia, what the hell is this?
What have you worn?
Bloody eighteenth century watch?
What will everybody say?
Look at Suhas's fiancee; she is going to become a doctor
And yet she's wearing a watch just costing 200 Rupees?
Please take it off, thank you
Hi, handsome
Hey, Aunty
You’re looking good
Didn't you see my set darling?
Rubies?
From Mendelaves
Mendelave, wow
- Hey lets go meet David - Of course, of course
Excuse me
Yes?
Ermm... flowers
May I take this glass?
Why?
Because you may break my head with that glass?
Why would I do that?
Because I am going to give you some free advice
What?
Don't ever marry that donkey
Excuse me?
He is not a human; he is just a price tag
He will embarrass you by always telling you the price of everything
Your life will be spoiled and your future will be ruined
Should I give you a demonstration?
Should I find out what's the price of his shoes?
I'm not going to ask him, he will say it himself. Just a second
Oh my god
What have you done?
These are 300 dollar shoes
You dropped mint chutney on my 300 dollar shoes
Run away, it's free advice, take it or leave it
Genuine Italian leather, hand stitched
Dad
Are these your guests?
These are my students
What are they doing here?
One second
This is really good, it smells great
- I have no space for Puri (Fried bread) - Just put it on the side
Hi
- Hey - Hi
You helped me open up my eyes, thank you so much
Don’t mention it. It was my duty
Can I ask you for a little more help?
Yeah, sure
My father won’t allow me to break my engagement with Suhas
You explain everything so wonderfully
It would be great, if you could give him a demonstration too
Yes sure, why not? I will give a demo
Raju, get me chutney
You are really sweet
Where is your father?
Right behind you
Oh
"Aal iz well, Aal iz well"
Run away, it's free advice. Take it or leave it
What are you doing here?
Sir we were going to go to the stage And give this envelope for the couple
Give it to me
This is my sister's marriage
Sis... sister?
How many daughters do you have, Sir?
It's empty
As I thought; we didn't invite you
All of you must be from the groom's side, right?
No Sir, actually we're from science's side
How?
Can you explain?
Father, he is really good at explaining things
He will give you a demonstration, go on
Sir in Delhi, There are frequent power blackouts Sir
And this really affects weddings too So I thought I would create an inverter
That can generate power from all cars that come to the wedding
Oh
Wow
And did you make the inverter?
Sir, the design is ready
Where is the design Farhan?
I did give you the design didn't I?
Sorry, I gave it to Raju,
Raju, the design?
Sir, don't worry about the design I will just make the inverter and show it to you
You can only make fools of us, not an inverter
No Sir, I'll definitely make the inverter, I promise
And I will name it after you
After all I thought of it during your daughter's marriage So it will be an honour,
Farhan, Raju I wish to meet both of you in my office tomorrow
Sir, what was your cost per plate
We will pay you, Sir
In instalments Sir
And afterwards we will never gatecrash a wedding again, Sir
I will not even go to a wedding, Sir
In fact I won’t marry either He will not get married too Sir
Yes, I won't too Sir
Your parents should never have married too,
Two idiots would not have been born
Sit
Pay attention
This is Rancchoddas's father's monthly income
2.5 million rupees
Now from this,
If you subtract 1 or 2 zeros
It doesn't make much of a difference
But if one more zero is subtracted,
I would worry a little
This is your father's monthly income, Mr. Farhan
- Yes - Yes, Sir
And now if you subtract one more zero,
This is your families income Mr. Raju Rastogi
A big reason to worry
Follow Viru Sahastrabudhhe's suggestion, change your rooms
And move in with Chathur Ramalingam
The exams are coming closer, and if you stay with that Chanchad,
You will never pass your exams
Do you want to have a shave?
No, Sir
Then get lost
Raju, try to understand,
Virus is playing games between us He is trying to divide and rule
Don’t get scared
I have to be scared
To get a good job, I need good grades And he controls all the grades here
I don't have a rich father like you Whose money, I can live off for the rest of my life
Raju, what nonsense are you saying?
Should we do whatever he says? Aal iz well, Aal iz well?
You can be his pet if you want to, I won't
Now you're crossing the line,
No I am drawing a line between us, because I have to support my family
Half of mother's salary is spent on dad's medicines,
My sister is unable to get married
As the groom wants a Maruti 800,
Mum has not even bought one sari
For the past 5 years
If you bring your mother’s sari into the matter, what can I say?
So how many saris should a woman buy in a year?
Don't make fun of my mother
Don't worry Raju we will study We will study with complete dedication
However not just to pass our exams,
A great scholar has said, "Never study to be successful, strive for excellence"
Don't run behind success,
Excellence
Strive for excellence
Success will follow you itself
Which great scholar said this?
Baba Ranchoddas?
Hey don't get stressed man,
We will top the exams man, nothing is impossible
Nothing is impossible? Agree?
Take this,
Now put this back, OK
Raju changed his train's bogey,
Now he started his Saffar with Chathur, (Safar = Journey in Hindi)
Not the "Saffar" in Hindi,
English's Suffer
S
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SUFFER
Everyone calls Chathur "Silencer"
To make his mind even more sharper,
He used to eat some Bengali Baba's Paan (Betel leaf served with different condiments, sometimes tobacco)
And break wind
I did not do it
Raju....
And would always blame others
Silencer used to study for 18 hours a day
And during the night, he used to distract others from studying
Oh baby, come on baby yeah
He believed their were only two ways of topping the exams
One is to get the marks by studying hard yourself The second is to try reducing everyone else’s marks
Rancho made a combined plan to teach both Silencer a lesson, And to help Raju
Our director has achieved many miracles here,
Chamatkaar (miracle) means....
I don’t want the meaning Dubey jee, I'll memorise it....
Chathur was going to present the introductory speech on teacher's day
He wrote a speech in pure Hindi With the librarian Dubey's help to impress Virus,
Hello,
Yes, I will call him for you
Chathur, there is a call for you
Dubey Jee please keep this print out with you I'll come back shortly
I should do this too
Dubey jee
- The Director has just remembered you right now - Really
OK, give this to Chathur, I'll be right back
Hello, hello
Hello, Mr. Ramalingam?
Yes?
I am calling from Lajpat Nagar police station
Are you from Uganda?
Yes, Sir
Your life is in danger
What? How?
Listen to my instructions carefully
Otherwise when you exit the college gate You will face certain death in centre of the road itself
Why? What happened?
By the time Chathur recovered from this shock
Rancho had changed a few words in the speech
Like
"Chamatkaar" has become "Balatkaar" [ Miracle ] -> [ Rape ]
Did you call me Sir?
Who are you?
Dubey, the librarian
I am a permanent employee, Sir
Congratulations
One moment please
The commissioner is calling, hold on,
Excuse me Sir, Sir
Take the phone, take it What should I say?
Yes, where was I?
You were saying, outside the gate, I face certain death
When you exit the gate, you will see a signal in front of you
Traffic signal OK, OK
When that signal becomes red
All the vehicles will stop
OK, OK, then?
Then you cross the road carefully
Because son there is lots of traffic on the roads now
So if any vehicle was to hit you, you might die,
What nonsense is this? I know that
Oh you know that? Very good son. Then you are safe, Well done, well done.
#Fooled him#
Silencer, Dubey has given you this
Don't call me that Chanchad
Chanchad
The director said that he had not called me
I did not say that he had called you; I said that that he had remembered you
Rascals
Respected teachers,
Our Chief Guest Minister Shri R.D. Tripati Jee,
Students and my dear friends
Today if I.C.E. is reaching for the sky's high limits
Then the credit goes to only one man
Shri Viru Sahastrabudhhe
Give him a hand,
Sir, he is saying it
But every word is mine
He is a great guy, really you are
For the past 32 years he has continuously
In this college,
Committed rapes upon rapes
That means, miracles upon miracles
I hope he continues to do so
We have often wondered
How can a person commit so many rapes in his lifetime?
With his extreme self discipline
He has managed to make himself this capable
The optimum use of his time
Complete utilisation of the "Bell"
Somebody, should learn from him,
Learn from him, learn from him
Sit down, sit down
Today, all us students are here
Tomorrow, we will spread across so many countries
I promise you all
Whichever country we are in - there we will rape
We will enlighten the name of I.C.E.
We will show everyone,
The capability us students have to perform rape
No other students in the world have it
No other students, no other students
Respected minister
Namaskar (Greetings)
You have given that thing to this institution
That we needed the most
Money, Money
T**s
Not that, that means t**s
What kind of insulting things is this boy saying?
Everyone has t**s
Everyone keeps them hidden
Nobody ever shows them
What?
This guy is too vulgar
You have given your t**s in the hands of this rapist
Now let us see,
How he makes use of them
Sahastrabudhhe, don't you have any brains?
Indecent guy
On this wonderful occasion, I would like to recite a stanza of poetry
Listen carefully Now he will explain his farting strength in Sanskrit
The loudest fart is like a motor vehicle
Fart? Oh, Silencer
The middle fart is like the sound of a train
The smallest fart
Is a silent killer
See, what happens if you cram things without understanding Look and learn
By cramming, you can save your honour For the 4 years of your college life
But for the next 40 years of your life You will keep go on being raped
Oh man, we tried so hard to make him understand But he still hasn’t understood
The middle fart is like the sound of a train
Unbelievable dude
You did the right thing Rancho
That was hilarious
Poor fellow didn't have an idea
Hey you. Hey
You swines
In what way have I ever harmed you?
Sorry dude, don't take it personally
I will take it personally
Chathur Ramalingam is not going to forget this insult
I will think of it every minute Every second of my life
Dude let go of it, We were giving a demo to Raju
That you should not learn things by rote
You should understand what you study Enjoy the beauty of science
I'm not here to enjoy things
Then what are you here for? To rape? Or have you come here to rape science?
Laugh, laugh at my methods
One day using these methods
I will become successful and show everyone
And then I will laugh, and you will cry
You are boarding the wrong train again
Don't run after success
Become such a great engineer that success runs after you
These ideals don't work in the real world Chanchad
You board your train, and I'll board mine
And 10 years from now we will come back to this station
On this same date,
And we will see who is more successful
You?
Or me?
Do you have the courage?
Do you dare?
Then let’s bet... Tell me
Will you come?
What are you doing dude?
What has happened to him?
What is he writing?
Don't forget this date
I'm not used to such expensive gifts, Suhas
Get used to it Pia. You're going to be Suhas Tandon's wife
Where's the bill?
I'll be back
You changed the speech right? Don't lie
Err, yes
What problem do you have with my dad?
I don't have any problem with him
I am making an inverter named after him - See
Oh
You broke it
What do you have against my dad?
You see he is not running a college, but a factory
Where donkeys are manufactured every year
Look, look over there. There's your donkey
How dare you call him a donkey?
Then what else should I call him?
First he studied engineering, then an MBA And after that he went to America to work for a bank
If he was only going to work in a bank, then why did he do engineering?
For donkeys like him, life only means a profit or loss statement
He sees that there is a profit in being with you That's why he's with you
You are a director's daughter, who is going to be a doctor It's good for his image etc. etc.
He has no attachment to you
Who do you think you are?
What do you mean by saying Suhas is not interested in me?
You bought a new watch? OK, one moment hold this
I have to give you a demo every time
Hey Suhas
Where were you? I've been looking for you
She lost her watch, she's looking for it
What you lost the watch?
Leave it dude. Get a new one
It cost 400,000 Rupees
400,000? Mine cost only 250 but shows the same time
Oh, shut up
How could you be so careless Pia? This careless attitude is disgusting
It's disrespectful
That was a limited edition watch you just lost
You got it for free so that's it. Now wear your 18th century watch at the dinner
What? What are you staring at?
Now you start crying? Real mature Pia
I can't handle this. Now stop crying and look for it
Find some other hand for this watch Donkey
Hey, you have guts You called him a donkey to his face
Get lost
It's too noisy here right?
She is saying thank you to me, but all I can hear is get lost
I did tell you to get lost
Hey, why are you getting so angry?
Do you realise that you never actually loved him at all
What do you mean?
It means, whenever he comes in front of you
Have you ever felt like the wind is blowing And your scarf/veil is flying in slow motion?
Or the moon looks even bigger in the sky?
Such things only happen in a film, not in real life
No you are wrong, it happens in real life too If you love a human, it will happen
It doesn’t happen with donkeys
Hello, yes
What?
Oh God
OK, OK, I'm coming. Yes bye, bye
You are a medical student, right?
I need your help It's an emergency, please
Come with me, please
Come on, you doctors take an oath to never say no to a patient
What do you call it? A Hippocratic oath
Help me, please; it’s an emergency, please
You barged into my sister's engagement, you broke my engagement
Father is taking blood pressure pills because of you
And here I am helping you
Unbelievable
This Hippocratic Oath; it has ruined us doctor's lives
Aunty, where is Raju?
He's gone to get a taxi. We called for an ambulance two hours ago
Our country is so weird; It guarantees pizza delivery in 30 minutes, but not an ambulance
He must be hospitalised urgently
Hey, stop
Move, move, move, move
Doctor, Doctor it's an emergency
Patient
Keep this with you
Hey Raju
You idiot, you brought father on a scooter?
Should I have sent him through speed post instead?
Don't bring my father's profession into this.
Where is father?
Ask the doctor
This was a close call Pia
If you had come a couple of hours later, then we would have lost him
It was good that you brought him on a scooter, I'll go now, if there is any problem, call me OK?
Rancho
Thank you dude
Idiot, are you saying thank you to a friend?
Has Silencer started teaching you manners too?
Hasn't he told you? Friendship is the biggest "Asset" of a human
Go, go, now go. You guys have an exam tomorrow, right?
There are a lot of exams, but only one father
We will only leave when we can take the post master with us
Rancho forgive me, I was frightened
Enough, enough, be quiet
Forgive me, brother
It's OK
Come on, don't worry
Go, meet your father And don’t go with such a gloomy face
Go
Thanks, dude
Go
#He was our friend#
Your scooter saved a life today. It's nice
How much is it for?
Put chutney on it and see Maybe it will tell
OK...
Hey, happy Independence Day
But today is not the 15th of August
But it is for you, Now whenever you want You can wear your mother's watch
Nobody will say, "Why have you worn an 18th century watch?"
Bye
Hey
How did you know that it was my mother's watch?
At her sister's wedding If a girl is nicely dressed head to toe
Except for an old watch on her hand, What do you think it means?
On that day, you missed your mother a lot, right?
Yes
Your mother must have been very beautiful, right?
Yes, how do you know?
Have you seen your father?
Life is a race, if you don't run fast You will be like the broken egg of the cuckoo bird
Today we will teach you how to prepare chutney
This chutney is very useful
Not just for eating But it also helps you understand people too
Now the bad times have gone for you
Now you can forgot about donkeys and start loving humans
It's the perfect time to fall in love
The temperature is constant, and the climate is clear and clean
However if you are in love with someone It's surely going to rain on you
Hello, wake up
What? What’s happened? Has Uncle passed away?
No, you fool
It's already 8:30 and at 9:00 the exam starts. Do you want to go or not?
How can we leave him alone here and go
I'm here, the doctors are here, and besides it's only 3 hours
Come on, take my scooter and go Now come on go, it's getting late
Hey
Why have you worn an old watch?
Go
Sorry Sir, we were late There was an emergency
Settle down there
Sir, they are still writing
Hello, time's up
Sir, 5 minutes please. We were half-an hour late; It was an emergency Sir, please please
The examiner looked at us like we asked for both his kidneys
But we still continued to write
While he was busy arranging papers according to the roll numbers
We finished, Sir
You are late. I cannot accept your papers
Sir, please Sir
Sir, do you know, who we are?
Even if you are the prime minister's son I won't accept your paper
Sir, do you know our names and roll numbers?
No. Who are you guys?
You don’t know. Then run, run, run, run
Hey what’s your roll number?
Where is it?
Where is his paper?
Aaaarghhh
Today the results were going to come
Everyone was scared and trying to be pious Everyone was busy striking a deal with God
God please save me in electronics I'll break coconuts
Oh Snake-God save my physics I will offer one litre of milk everyday
Oh Cow-god Just, just get me enough marks to pass
God, I willll treat Malati and Sangeeta like my sisters Please grant me success
God, God I'll offer 100 rupees per month I will surely do so, I promise
Nowadays, even traffic constables don’t accept 100 rupees As if God would have fallen for it
Check, check, check from the bottom Check in reverse order
It's yours dude, last
And yours?
Second last
And Rancho?
His name isn't there dude
My heart sank
Not because we were last but because our friend had failed
That's impossible
Its fine, Chatur
There is a mistake; it’s not possible
This is injustice. Oh, God
Why is this idiot Silencer shouting so much?
He has come second
Who's first then?
Rancho
Rancho? That idiot
Move, out of the way
We learnt something about human behaviour that day
When your friend flops, you feel bad.
When he tops, you feel even worse
On that day we were sad
But there were two more people who were sadder than us
Ranchoddas Chanchad, first row, right of the director
Uday Sinha, second row, third seat
Alok Mittal, second row, fifth seat Hey
Sir, is it compulsory to sit according to our exam ranking?
Why, do you have a problem with it?
Sir, I have problem with the entire grading system
It's like the caste-system, Sir The A grade students are kings, the C grade students are slaves
It's not fair Sir
Do you have a better idea than this?
Yes Sir, I do
The results should not be put up on a notice board
Why should we exhibit someones weakness publicly?
Now Sir, if in your blood test, the haemoglobin count is low
Will the doctor give you medicine or show your report on TV?
You see Sir
So you are suggesting I should go to everybodys room One-by-one and whisper their results to them?
You've come first, you've come second And I’m so sorry, you failed
No Sir, I didn't mean that way
But the thing is, grades creates division; division
Now see, I’ve come first so I'm sitting with you
Whereas my friends have come last So they are seated in the last row, in a corner
At least they are in the corner now, if they continue being with you, Next year they will be out of the photo itself
Neither will they pass nor will any company employ them
Sir, they'll find a job somehow
There will be at least a few companies Which hire people and not machines for work
It's not like that Sir They will find a job I guarantee it
Oh? You guarantee it? You guarantee it?
Would you like to bet Sir? Bet?
Govind
If any of those two gets a job in the campus interviews
Then shave my moustache
OK, Sir
Happy?
Happy Sir
Idiot, do you want to hide your farting By using the car's horn?
Idiot, Septic tank did you use the peptic again?
I didn't do it
Raju
We've been used to your farts from college days
This idiot is responsible for global warming Oh, I can't take it
Give me your wallet. I'll go and buy some trousers
Leave it dude, wear this Chathur Ramaalingam's suit trousers
Hey don't you dare touch my suit
Leave it dude, Rancho will recognise you even without your trousers
Excuse me where is this address?
Brother, if I was educated would I be selling chickpeas?
He doesn't know how to read
But he knows how to speak
Excuse me, is there any Ranchoddas Chanchad here in Shimla?
Yes, yes, he lives over there
#He was like the fleeting wind#
Let's go
#Like a fluttering kite#
#Where did he go? Let’s find him#
Chatur. Here's your bottle of peptic
Oh thanks, where did you find it?
It was in the pocket
Hey, how dare you? Those are my trousers
What mine? What yours? It's written in the Gita (Hindu scriptures)
Shut up, Take off the trousers
What are you doing? Everyone will misunderstand Mad Idiot
Hey leave
Hey, I want it now
What happened?
Rancho's father
Brother, where can I find Ranchoddas?
He's sitting over there
Thank you
Rancho
Yes?
Oh sorry, we wish to meet Ranchoddas
I am Ranchoddas, what is it?
No... Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
Yes, I am Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad What is it?
Rancho, take care of yourself
Ranchoddas Chanchad
Raju
Dude, I must be the first man in history Who travelled so far in his underwear to meet the wrong person
The same name, the same degree, and the same photo
But the person is different. What's going on? I don't understand
How did Silencer get Rancho's address?
Yes
Chathur come here
Hey, Hey
How dare you open this? I got this from San Francisco
These are hand-made biscuits
Especially for Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu
Phunsukh Bangdu? Who is that?
Wangdu, Wangdu 'W', 'W' Phunsukh Wangdu
Do you know who that is?
He is a great scientist, he has 400 patents to his name The world wants him
I have been chasing him for the past year And only now has the meeting been fixed
You know once he signs a deal with my company I will be huge. Huge
Now stop praising this Wangdu and Tell us how did you find Rancho's address?
You should be thanking Phunsukh Wangdu It's because of him, that I found a clue
See this, my secretary Tracey was here last month To arrange a meeting with Phunsukh Wangdu
Tracey could not get an appointment But I got Rancho
I checked Shimla's phone directory And I found the name Chanchad Ranchoddas
But how did his appearance change? He heard you were coming and had plastic surgery?
Only one man can answer this
I'm sorry father
I couldn't fulfil your last wish
You kept on saying, "take me to Haridwar, take me to Haridwar"
But I was waiting for the highway's tender bidding to be opened
The bidding opened over there
And you closed your eyes over here
I'm so sorry father
I could not be a good son
What are you saying?
You have become such a great engineer, Your degree is framed on the wall
You are a very good son
How dare you enter my property without my permission?
I will put you behind bars
You'll go behind bars, idiot
We have investigated everything
On the basis of your I.C.E. degree You're taking these highway contracts and hydro projects
But this degree belongs to our friend How did you get your hands on it?
This is a 150 hectares property I'll blow off your heads and bury you somewhere
Nobody will get to know, get the point? Now get lost
I'm taking Father's ashes and going to Haridwar If you want, I'll take your bones too
Pick father up
Over there, there, there
Let go of my father
Tell us who you are, Or I will dump your father's ashes here
Give father to me
Father's ashes won’t go to the Ganga; They'll go into the gutter
Take father out from the toilet Take him out
If you press the trigger I'll pull the flush
See, I'll count till three, that's it
Who are you trying to scare? Shoot
Raju, flush them
One
We will go to hell But we will flush your father before we go, got it?
Two
Then you can try to remove your fathers ashess Using a strainer
What?
We have the wrong urn This one is empty.
Empty?
We will empty it
No, No
We'll empty it, we'll empty it I'm telling you we'll empty it
No, Hands up
Come on tell us who you are
I'm Ranchoddas yaar
No I swear on my father, I swear on him I'm telling the truth dude
I'm Ranchoddas, he was called Chhote (Shorty/Little Boy)
Chhote?
He was our gardener's son
Everyone used to call him Chhote
Even after his parents passed away Father let him stay in the house
He used to do odd household chores, you know
Changing bulbs, buying groceries, ironing etc.
He was obsessed with studying
He used to wear my old uniform and go to school
Whichever class he liked He would go and sit in it
I used to take advantage of that
I used to make him do my homework
And make him write my exam papers too
I was having a good time
Then one day
A teacher saw that a 6th grade child Was solving a 10th grade problem
Which class are you in, son? What's your name?
We had been caught
Dad was an important man so the teacher thought It was best to speak to him before contacting the principal
You have begun this, so you will end it
Everyone in Himachal salutes me in front of me
But as soon as I turn away, behind my back
They call me illiterate
This won’t happen with my son
He wants a good education And I just a degree
Let things be as they are Make this boy an engineer
I want a degree over there on the wall With the name, "Ranchoddas Chanchad"
I went away to London for four years And he studied in I.C.E. using my name
He made a deal with my father That after getting his degree from I.C.E.
He would not meet anyone from therse In his whole lifetime
He said "I won't go to meet anyone, But one day two idiots will come searching for me
Then what will you do?"
He misses you both a lot
I will give you his address
Go meet him
But don’t tell my secret to anyone, please
Which secret?
Sir, you have the wrong urn The master is in this
What the hell is going on?
Who was that gun man?
It's a very complicated story and it has no subtitles You can’t understand
Ignore it, ignore it
Where are we going?
Ladakh
Ladakh? Why?
To meet Rancho
Is he in Ladakh?
What is he doing over there?
I Don't know But this is a school's address
School teacher... Master Jee (Honorific title of a teacher)
I am the vice-president of Rockledge Corporation
And he is teaching A for apple, B for ball
D for donkey
Next week, I will be signing a multi million Dollar deal with Phunsukh Wangdu
And him A for apple, B for ball
Today, my respect for that idiot Rancho Grew even more
We all went to college just to get a degree We thought
"If we don’t have a degree, we won't have a job
If we won't have a job, No father will give his daughter's hand
The bank won't give us a credit card And the world will never respect us"
But that idiot came to college, Not for the degree Only to quench his thirst for knowledge
He wasn't afraid to come last Or greedy to come first
Who was the first man to step on the moon?
Neil Armstrong, Sir
Obviously it's Neil Armstrong, we all know it. But who was the second man?
Don't waste your time, it's not important
Nobody remembers the man who came second
In two months, 26 companies will come to this college To offer jobs to all of you
That means before your final exams
You will have jobs within your hands
This is your last act my friends
Put the medal on the pedal, press the accelerator Go out there and make history
Any questions?
Yes
Sir, suppose any student gets a job and
He fails in the finals by 1 or 2 marks
Then will the job offer still remain or...?
Very good question
Is there any other person, Who has the same question in their mind?
As expected
Please come on stage, everyone give them a big hand. Come on the stage, come
Come, come, don't waste our time
For the past four years They have been the most consistent students of I.C.E.
Because consistently, they have come last in every exam
Come my geniuses, come
If we remove these geniuses brains And sold them in the market, we will get a very good price
Because these are unused brains They have never been used
And to answer to their question
Whether they pass or fail It's not going to affect their jobs
Because they are not going to get any jobs
I guarantee it
Their names will be written in gold
"Farhanitrate" and "Prerajulisation"
Give them a big hand please, everybody
The brute, he tore us to shreds He Raped us
Gang rape you know, in front of everyone
God, I'll stop eating meat, I'll light thousands of incense sticks
Do only one thing for me please
Take Virus away from this world
Burn him in hell
Oh Lord. make hot pakoras of him in blistering oil
Are you trying to hire God as a hitman?
Be quiet, you fool
Every year you sit in the front row And have your photo taken next to Virus
While we'll be rotting in the corner
This year I think we will be kicked Right out of the photo
Do you know why I come first?
Why?
Because I'm in love with machines
Engineering is my passion
Do you know what your passion is?
Hey that's my bag
Keep quiet man
What are you doing, Rancho?
Hey
This is your passion this, this
Go and post this letter
But what is it?
5 years ago, he had written this letter To his favourite wild life photographer
Andre Estefan?
Yes, Estefan
He wanted to go to him, Go to Hungary and work with and learn from him
But fearing his father Hitler Qureshi He never posted the letter
Quit Engineering and become a wild life photographer
Work in the field that you are talented in
If Lata Mangeshkar's father (A famous singer) Had told her to become a fast bowler
Or Sachin Tendulkar's father (A famous cricketer) Had told him to be a singer
Then where do you think they would be today?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
The fool, he loves animals but is courting machines
Baba Ranchoddas
My girlfriend and wife Are both engineering
Then tell me why do I come last? Tell us
Because you are a coward A coward
Look at this, see his hand He has more good luck rings then he has fingers
One for the exam, one for his job And one for his sister's marriage
If you are you scared of your future Do you think you can live in the present?
How can you maintain your focus?
I have got weird friends
One is crushed to death by his worries The other lives in fear of his father
Hey
But you idiot, you do both these things
You are afraid and die in pining too
I am not afraid
Listen
He can't live without Pia But is afraid to say it
Go, go, and get lost
It's easy to give free advice But difficult to follow it
If you have any guts Then go and tell Pia you love her
Hey how are you guys managing To connect all these things?
They are already connected, dude
Listen to me, listen to me
What I propose is, If you go and tell Pia how you feel
Then I will go and tell my father That I want to be a photographer, not an engineer
Yes
I will take off all my rings And go to an interview
What do you say now?
Tell us, do you dare?
The cat nas caught Baba Ranchoddas's tongue What can he say?
Come
Where, where?
Come
Viru
Jay has come Viru (A reference to the film Sholay's heroes)
Check that Viru isn't a dog
Hey cowards, I'm not afraid of anything Follow me
You guys go, I'll stay as a lookout If there's any danger outside, I'll give a Virus alert
Virus you old fool
Hey
Shall I play some background music?
Pia?
Sshhhhh... Don’t shout
I'm Ranchoddas Chanchad
Just listen to me for a couple of minutes Then I will go away
#Don't say anything, nothing at all# (A famous Indian love song)
Pia,
The 22 minutes that I spent with you on your scooter
Those were the most beautiful 22 minutes of my life
I can spend the rest of my life on a scooter with you
Wow
#Everything is still#
Do you know, every night in my dreams You come on your scooter wearing a bridal dress
Instead of lifiting a veil You take off your helmet
And you come near me, to kiss me
But that kiss never happens
Why?
Because our noses comes in between And then I wake up
You idiot, your nose doesn't come in between
I'm sorry, I thought you were Pia
I wish I was
Sister, why did you interrupt?
It took 4 years for him to say this
Pia, kiss him and show him Your nose doesn't come in between
You have my permission
Kiss him, he is so cute
Who is this?
My sister
Who are you?
Do you know, when you were speaking He kicked for the first time
He? How do you know if it's a he or she?
Father had asked the astrologer
He wanted to know if an engineer Or Doctor was coming to our house?
What does that mean?
That means if it's a boy, then it's an engineer And if it's a girl, then it's a doctor
Hey champ you stay inside Outside there's a circus
And the circus's ringmaster, Your grandfather will crack the whip and say,
"Run, life is a race, run, become an engineer"
But you become whatever your heart tells you
If he scares you too much
Put your hand on your heart And say "All iz well"
He kicked
Say it again, “Aal iz well”
“Aal iz well”
Yes, he kicked, he kicked Pia
Say “Aal iz well”
“Aal iz well”
Go
You sent a letter to my father I will give you this Pee mail
Fly away, pigeon (A Bollywood song, asking a pigeon to deliver a love letter)
Fly away, pigeon
Who is it?
Who's there?
Your future son-in-law and his best men You Idiot Virus
Rastogi?
Security they went that way
So you all have already learnt about the simple pendulum
Now let's start studying the advanced topic Of compound pendulums
It's an irregular object Oscillating about its own axis
Let me demonstrate to you
What's this?
Pencil
What's inside it?
Lead
Good, Lead is the axis to this pencil
Even you can be a compound pendulum If you oscillate about...
Where is Raju Rastogi?
Present Sir
Hello, everybody is here
Good morning Sir
Where were you last night?
Sir, he was studying Sir He was studying for the whole night Sir
Really?
He hasn't slept for two nights That's why he looks like this Sir
What are you saying?
What were you studying?
Err...
Induction motors Sir, He studied everything there is to know about them
In that case, Mr. Raju Rastogi
Yes Sir?
Can you tell me how an induction motor starts?
Stop it
Sir.. Rum
Mr. Rastogi, let's have a cup of tea in my office
Sir
Close the door
Do you know how to type?
Yes Sir
Can you type a letter for me?
Definitely Sir
Come, sit
Sir, I'm sorry Sir
Please type
Dear Sir,
It is my painful duty to inform you That your son has been expelled
No, no sorry Delete it, delete it, go back
Your son Mr. Raju Rastogi
Is expelled from the Imperial College of Engineering
Come on, type it, go on
My father will die, Sir
Please type
Sir, please Sir
My decision is final and irrevocable
He's living only in the hope To see me become an engineer Sir
You should have thought of that Before you pissed on my door step
Sir, give me one more chance Please Just one chance
Sir, please Sir
OK, remove your name from the letter
And put Ranchoddas Chanchad's name
I know he was with you last night
If you become my witness I won't expel you from the college
You have 7 and a half minutes to think
#We won’t let you go#
#We shall not let you leave#
#Even if God summons you#
#We will not fear him#
#We are standing here with resolve#
#Take your eyes off our friend#
#No matter how hard you try#
#We are not going to let you leave like this#
#We won’t let you go#
#We shall not let you leave#
Rancho, look at that monitor
Raju
His body is paralyzed due to the shock
But his mind is alert
He can see and hear us
Please aunty, don't cry in front of him
Talk to him normally, motivate him Crack jokes; try to keep him happy
Raju, we have some good news
Your father has recovered The new medicine worked like a miracle
Is it the Rastogi family's tradition that
If one man gets up The other man will lie down?
Come on, come on, get up now
Your father is asking for Pia's scooter?
What do you say? Shall I give it?
Won't he crash it?
Raju, Farhan wants to tell you something
On the webcam, live from the hostel
See this; Virus has cancelled your suspension Problem solved
Come on, wake up at least now
Everything has been sorted
Hey, are you listening?
Rastogi
See this? Your mother bought a new sari A new sari
Brand new
It cost 2000 Rupees, can you see?
At least get up now, idiot
She did not buy just one, she bought ten saris, ten
See?
Hey, Raju
Raju tell me, how do I look?
Hey, Kammo
Have you heard about Kammo?
Kammo's marriage has been arranged
And that too without a dowry
The bridegroom doesn't even want a Maruti 800
He doesn't want a thing He only wants Kammo, only Kammo
And do you know who the bridegroom is?
Yes?
Who's the bridegroom?
Guess it
You know him very well
He loves animals a lot
And, and he's going to be a wild life photographer
Hey keep quiet, keep quiet
You couldn’t guess?
It's our Farhan
As if Farhan would take dowry from your family
Our Farhan will marry your sister
And that too for free. Did you hear that for free?
Hey, hey
Hey, hey Raju
Raju
If we had given a kilo of ladyfingers Or half a kg cheese to that idiot for free
Even then he would have got up
Why did he need to sacrifice me?
Well done dude, well done, well done
Everything is arranged Your sister's marriage has been arranged
Farhan will marry her, OK done?
Rancho
Idiots, how much will you lie?
You have been saved, idiot
Did you call for a taxi?
Yes I have called for it, It's waiting for me
Thank you
Why?
I have to go for a job interview
Oh, so are you going with me?
No, I'll drop you off home And I'll go for the job interview
Idiot, why will I go home?
Did you forget?
We had promised something to this idiot
Come on, give me your tie
Why?
Give it, I don’t think after reading this You'll be able to go for the interview
What is this?
It's a letter
It's come for you from Hungary
It's some photographer, Andre Estefan
Idiots, you posted my letter?
He liked your photos very much. He has gone crazy
He wants to make you his assistant
He has invited you to work, In the Brazilian rainforest for one year
He's saying, he will even give you a salary
Father won't allow me to
Go to him and make him understand lovingly
Don't be afraid today Farhan
Otherwise after 50 years when you'll be old And lying in the hospital
Waiting to die
You will think that I had this letter in my hand; The taxi was waiting at the gate
If I had dared to act, My life would have been different
What do you think, will he like it?
What was the need to get such an expensive one?
Today, our son is getting a job
The days for us to hold our heads up high with pride Have arrived and you are being stingy?
Farhan?
Farhan, you had your interview today, right?
I did not go
I don't want to be an engineer father
What happened, you had an accident?
Sir,
That building over there...
I jumped off its third floor
Why?
Because I had been expelled
Why?
I had urinated on the director's doorstep while I was drunk
That devil Rancho is still playing with your brain?
I don't understand engineering, even if I become one I will be a very bad one father
Rancho says a very simple thing
Whatever you enjoy doing, work as that
Then work won't seem like a chore, but a game
How much will you earn in that jungle?
Father, the salary is not much But I will get to learn a lot
After 5 years, when you will see your friends buying a car
Then you'll curse yourself
I will be frustrated if I become an engineer,
Then I will curse you for the rest of my life
Father, isn't it better if I curse myself?
The world will laugh
They will say that you reached the final year and quit
Mr. Kapoor told me, "You are lucky your son studies in I.C.E."
What will he think?
He did not install an A.C in my room
Letting me sleep comfortably While he could not sleep all night, in the heat
He did not take me around the zoo Carrying me on his shoulders,
You did all that, father
I care about what you think; that matters to me
What Mr. Kapoor thinks, doesn't matter to me
I don't even know his first name
Have you watched a film and come here Are you acting on a set here?
Stop it please, the poor child is stressed
God forbid, if he does something like Raju
Then their is nothing to discuss is there?
Don't say anything to your son Or he will jump from the roof
No father, I won't commit suicide
I promise
That Rancho
Who you call a devil
Forced me put to your and mothers photo here
He said, "Promise me that if such stupid thoughts come to your mind
Look at this photo and think what will happen To their smiles when they see your dead body"
Father, I want to convince you
But not by threatening you with suicide
What will happen?
If I become a photographer, then I'll earn less right? My home will be small, the car will be smaller
But father, I will be happy
I will be really happy
Whatever I do for you, I will do it from my heart
Till today I have only listened to whatever you said. Today, just once, let me listen to my heart
Please father
Father, don't go, please
Return this
Son, how much will your professional camera cost?
Will we be able to exchange it for this laptop?
If it costs more, then ask me son
Go, go son, live your life
Your marks are consistently poor Is there any particular reason?
It was due to fear I was a bright student since childhood
My parents thought that I would end our poverty
I began to be afraid
When I came here, I saw that there's a race If you don't come first, no one will recognize you
I started to become even more afraid
Fear is not good for your grades, Sir
I started wearing rings, praying more (Rings are good luck charms)
I was not just praying, I started begging God
"Give me this, give me that"
I broke 16 bones and got two months to think about my life And then I understood
Sir, today I haven't begged God to grant me this job
I just raised my hands and said, "Thank you for this life"
Even if you reject me today, I will not have any regrets
Because I believe I will somehow Do something worthy with my life Sir
Look, this frank behaviour of yours Is not good for our company
We need a diplomatic person to handle our clients
And you are far too abrupt and undiplomatic
But if you assure us That you can change this attitude of yours
Then, maybe we can come to some understanding
Sure
After breaking both my legs I learnt how to stand up on my feet Sir,
I sacrificed a lot to get this attitude It won't; it can’t happen Sir
You keep your job, I'll keep my attitude
I'm sorry, don't mind Sir
Stop
I've been recruiting for the past 25 years; I've conducted a lot of interviews
To get a job, people go along with eveything we say
Where have you come from?
Sir, I?
How much salary do you want? Let's negotiate
Thank you Sir
Thank you
Oh, Emperor
You are great
Please accept out gift
Govind
Sir, you said if either of them get a job I should shave your moustache
What have you done?
I'm feeling like someone undressed me
Humiliated me
I will not let you win, Rastogi
You can only get the job when you pass the final exam
But this time I'm going to set the paper for the exam
Dad
That's not fair
Everything is fair in love and war
And this is World War 3
Rastogi, you're a goner
What are you doing here?
Easy, easy
You're drunk?
I drunk two, four shots
Two, four?
Two or four?
I needed some courage
For what?
To steal this
What is this?
A duplicate key of Virus's office
The question papers are in the red sealed envelope
Dad set them himself
To fail Raju in the exam
Take it out
Are you mad or what?
This is cheating, no
Everything is fair in love and war
OK, just tell me one thing
Do you really believe
Your nose comes in between if you kiss?
Hmmm
Hey have this Dhokla, hold this,
You Gujarati people are too cute But why does your food sound so dangerous?
Dhokla, Phaphda, Handhwa, Thepla, Kakkrah
It seems as though they are some missiles
Come, sit down
Tonight Bush dropped two Dhoklas; 400 people were killed, 200 injured
Come on
Hey
I can put up with Khakrah, Phaphda
But this name of your's
Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
Yuck
I won't change my surname after marriage, OK?
Pia, we can't get married
Why?
Do you love someone else?
No
Are you gay?
No
Then why won't you propose to me?
Are you impotent?
Then prove it, prove it
Pia, I'm not
Hey, stop, stop, stop, stop
What’s wrong?
We haven't informed Pia at all
Oh stop now, my bladder's bursting
Oh shut up
Are you in touch with her?
No
But I have her landline number
Then dial it, I'll stop
Yeah stop, stop, stop
Hello
Is there no place to piss in this country?
Hello, is Pia there?
She's not here Sir
OK, where can I reach her? In the hospital?
Sir, why will she be at the hospital today? It's her wedding today
She's gone to Manali
Pia's got married, it's all over
It's not over yet; Manali is only 6 hours away. If we drive quickly, we can reach before the marriage vows
What do you say?
If you have already thought about it partner, Then let's do a U-turn
No turn straight back to Ladakh We will meet Rancho and come back
On Friday, I have a meeting with Phunsukh Wangdu
Come, and sit in the car
If I miss it, you know what will happen
The Japanese will get it instead
They are offering to name the company after him
Phunsukh and Fujiashi, profit hearings are
Pia is marrying Suhas?
And thanks for the suit
Virus will have a heart attack
Hello, hello
Whenever his daughters are getting married We come to ruin everything
OK listen, I'll handle Pia, You get rid of price tag
Farhan
We found Rancho, Pia
Is this for 107?
Yes, Sir
Give it here
What took you so long?
Sorry Sir
Fine, you can go
House keeping, Sir
Come in
More, more, amore
Quick, quick, iron my Sherwani
More, more, amore
We found Rancho, will you still marry this donkey?
You're mad, Farhan
Don't fool yourself Pia
You still love Rancho and eat Dhoklas to remember him
More, more, amore
He's like a dog's tail, you can freeze it for years But when you thaw it, it will still be bent
Shut up Farhan, Suhas is a changed man
Now he never talks about brands and prices
My 1.5 Lakh (150,000) Sherwani
Why do you people eat chutney?
Sir I'll sort it out
What will you do?
Sir, we clean such badly soiled clothes everyday
I'll clean it within 2 minutes Sir
In one minute Sir
Bring it quickly
But its too late now, Farhan
Pia, come, it's getting late. Come on
Pia, I'm Raju, don't shout, the guests will kill me
Where is Suhas?
He came from house-keeping He took my sherwani
Go inside and send Suhas
The hymns are going on Pia If I get up and go then it will look rude
Yes Farhan, tell me
The car is ready at the gate
Listen to me, take Pia and run
Hey, don't move
Sir?
Sherwani?
You are here?
Yes
Then who's taking the vows over there?
Vows?
If the vows finish, then we will be married I'm already married Pia, let's go
There are so many people here All of them will laugh at me
Because people will laugh at you, will you commit suicide?
Rastogi?
Pia, people will gossip for two days and then forget it
But if you get married today Never forget that car was at the gate
We had come to take you to Rancho But only because you were afraid of people
You got married to this donkey
House keeping?
Pia, there is a small, minor problem
What?
We don't know if Rancho's married or not
What?
I'm sure he is not married, he's still single
And if he is married?
Then we will drop you back
Don't get angry, have this biscuit
Hand made biscuits from San Francisco
Idiot
Where did he come from?
Ignore it, ignore it
Don't worry eat the biscuits
They are very nice
"Aal iz well, Aal iz well"
Till yesterday I was a law-abiding citizen
But in the last 24 hours, I had forced a plane to make an emergency landing
Almost immersed Shamaldas's soul in the gutter
And kidnapped a bride from her wedding
All for that idiot Rancho
But he too put everything on the line for his friends
He had entered the demon's territory To steal a question paper for Raju
Search for a red sealed envelope
OK come
He was very afraid, that if Raju failed, He would do a high-jump again from the roof
But we were very principled thieves
We had sworn that we'd steal the paper only for Raju; We would not even look at it ourselves
Where has he hidden it?
If we keep searching like this, We will be here till the morning
Rancho, ask Pia
Where were you, I have been calling you for so long?
Pia, your phone
Give it to me, one minute Pia
Brother-in-law when we say “Aal iz well”, it kicks
It kicked
You heard it?
Pia, your phone
I found it, Rancho
Hello?
At least call me once in a while
Make a copy, make a photocopy, quick
Take it
Put it back wherever you got it from
Carefully
Where have you been?
Take this
What is it?
Enjoy
Exam paper
Virus had set it by himself to make you fail the exam
I've got Weird friends
First they teach me how to live with my head raised
Then tell me do things that will bow my head in shame
No, not today
If I pass, it will be on my own ability
Otherwise it's OK if I fail
Idiot
The idiot won my heart I felt like making him my brother-in-law
Then I controlled my emotions
Go, go
No sir, no Sir please
You had come to change the system
You'll piss on my door
Bloody rascals
Sorry Sir
You are expelled, if you aren’t gone by the morning I will call the police
Rascals, Rascals all of you
How did he get my office key?
I gave him the keys Dad
I wish I had given them to brother
Then he would have been alive today
Stop it Pia
What do you think? Brother fell off the train and died?
Shut up Pia
You decided that he would be an engineer
Did you ever ask him what he wanted to be?
How you pressurised him, dad
He thought it was easier to die Than to pass the entrance exam
What is she saying?
Dad, you go to your room
Go to your room
Pia, stop it. What are you doing Pia? I'm telling you, stop it
Brother wanted to study literature; He wanted to be a writer
But he couldn't write anything more than this suicide note
Pia, hide that letter, please
For how long will I hide it sister?
Once, just once
If you had only told him once
If you can't do engineering then quit it
Do whatever you like
Then today he would have been alive, dad
He did not commit suicide
You're right dad, it wasn’t suicide
It was murder
In many areas, the roads are flooded Traffic has come to a complete standstill
Dad,
Dad
Mona
I told you to go back didn't I? Then why are you following us?
Does this road belong to your father?
Please help, we are desperate here. Is there only one ambulance in the city?
Then get an ambulance from another hospital
The whole city has been flooded, Sir
We can't do anything
No, Pia I
Mona, what's wrong?
Rancho, Pia
Rancho, it's impossible to reach here So do as I say
You guys do not understand Get water bags, drive fast you’re not under-
They disconnected me
Mona
Be careful, be careful
Turn on the light, turn on the light
Table, the table-tennis table
Raju, switch on the webcam
OK
Yes, Pia
Hello Raju, where is she? Show me
Hold on, hold on
Don’t worry, hang on
See this Pia?
Sister, everything will be alright I'm here, OK?
Pia, I'm dying
Rancho, when there were no hospitals or doctors in this world Babies were still born
You guys will perform her delivery
"Aal iz well, Aal iz well"
How dare you?
What are you guys doing?
Dad, don't interfere Please stay out of this, OK?
Farhan, get some towels and scissors
Millimetre, get a cloth, drying clip, and hot water
Rancho you cover her
Sister, push
Push, push, and come on
Push
Stop it, I'm trying to push
Rancho, check if crowning is happening?
Crowning means what?
Go get that diagram
Rancho, see if the head is coming out
Come on Rancho, quickly
Go
Go, Rancho go. Come on
No, no crowning. It's not coming
Sister, please push
Mona
She's tired Pia
Wake her up
If she doesn't push, then we have a problem
We will have to use a Vacuum cup, Pia
Where will they find a vacuum cup over there?
What is a vacuum cup? How does it look? What is it used for?
I'll show you
If the mother gets tired and is unable to push Then this cup is put on the baby's head
The suction pump creates a vacuum And this cup sticks on the baby's head
Then the baby is pulled out
I can make this, I can make it
How?
A Vacuum cleaner, Sir
Vacuum cleaner?
Yes Sir, a vacuum cleaner
But a vacuum cleaner's pressure is too much
I'll control the pressure
Do you have a vacuum cleaner there?
I have one in my office
Farhan go and get it from quickly
Take the key
Mona, push Mona, come on push
What happened?
Yeah Pia
Hello, Raju what happened?
There is a power blackout
Oh God, how will the vacuum cleaner work now?
Farhan, you get the vacuum cleaner I'll sort the power out
How?
Millimetre, take Virus out Quickly hurry, hurry
Come Virus, get out, get out
Not this Virus My Virus, the inverter that I had made
That?
Go get it quickly
Oh OK, that one, I understand
Raju, wake everyone in the hostel
And tell them that we want car batteries Wires, tool kits and a vacuum gauge, come on
Come out, there's an emergency in the common room
Where is Rancho?
Sir, Sir, Sir, here Sir
Everyone put the batteries over here, hurry
And the wires
Raju, turn off all the switches And connect this inverter to the mains
Take this
Rancho, vacuum cleaner
Farhan, that camera cleaning thing, what do you call it?
- Plower - Go and get it quickly
Rancho, here is the plower
Put it on the vacuums pipe
Rancho, it's done
Are all the switches off?
Now turn on only the tables light and computer switch on
Raju, turn on the computer, quickly
Help me, connect this, and put it in here
Pia, come quick, Pia, come quick
Love you Rancho
Farhan, turn it on
Yes
Pia, how much should the suction be?
No more than 0.5
Farhan, 0.5
Cover it
Yes
0.5
OK
A delivery using a vacuum cleaner I haven't seen this before in my 20 years career
Farhan, turn it off
Yes
Raju, get on the table, look at me
Push the baby down like this
Farhan, turn it on
Come on sister, push, you can do it
Come on Mona, push, come on
Think about "Champ" For "Champ" sake, come on
Come on Mona push
Its coming, its coming
Come on sister, you can do it
Farhan, turn it off
Yes, I have turned it off
Put two clips and cut the umbilical chord
Farhan, get two clips quickly
Put it on the umbilical chord and get some scissors
Careful, careful
Bring the towel
Pia why isn't it crying?
Hey
Hey "Champ"
Rancho, rub its back
Hey "Champ"
Nothing is happening
Blow air into its mouth
Come on
Come on "Champ"
Nothing is happening
Calm down, Mona
Say "All iz well", say “Aal iz well”
It kicked
What?
It kicked
Say "All iz well, Aal iz well"
“Aal iz well”
Yeah
If Virus had told his grandson then to become an engineer I would have murdered the idiot
But when the idiot opened his mouth, a miracle happened
You kick so hard, do you want to become a footballer?
Become, whatever your heart tells you to be
Stop, where are you going?
I'm not finished with you
On the first day of college, You had asked me a question, remember?
That why didn't they use a pencil in space?
If the tip of the pencil breaks in space Then it will be revolving in zero gravity
It can get into someone's eyes; It can get into someone's nose
It can get into the instrument panel
You were wrong, you were wrong
You cannot be right all the time
You understand?
Yes Sir
This was a very important invention, you understand?
Yes Sir
My director had told me
When any extraordinary student comes
Go, go, go and study Pass the exams and go away from here
And now student of the year: Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
Sir, one photo Sir
I wanted to capture all these memories In my camera and take them with me
On that day, everyone was hugging each other Getting emotional and making promises
That we would stay in touch We will surely meet up once a year
Who knew that we were seeing Rancho for the last time?
Untie him
I'll sue you all in an American court
Raju
This kind of a school Could only have been made by that idiot Rancho
But where is he?
Look over there
Go in creatures, go
Don't pee over here
You want a beating, huh?
We found him. That idiot is around here somewhere, come on
Brother, where will we find Ranchoddas?
Is his name Ranchoddas?
Rancho
Chhote, Chhote, Chhote
What was his name in the end?
Cool down, cool down
Come with me
Where is Rancho?
Rancho, Rancho
Farhan, do you know, he has read every book written by you Look at this
Raju, he reads your blogs everyday
He tells the children about your research with pride
Do you remember your helmet, sister Pia?
It was stolen right?
Who are you? How do you know all our names?
Don't you recognise me?
No
How could you recognise me Now that millimetre has become centimetre?
Idiot you are not a centimetre, You have become a kilometre
But what are you doing over here?
The first time, I got a letter with my name on it I found a train ticket in it
It said inside that if you want to study then board the train So I boarded it
The fool Rancho
Where is that idiot?
Furjee, take this and go
Every night in my dreams, You come on your scooter wearing a bridal dress
Instead of lifting a veil You take off your helmet
And you come near me to kiss me
Ouch
Couldn't you tell us and go?
Errr, no
Sorry
Did you get married?
What?
No, you?
Almost, you idiot
Then?
Then what?
Do you love someone?
Hmm...
Yeah
Who?
You
Did you see, your nose doesn't come in between, stupid
Yes, that's right
Idiot Rancho
Hi, Farhan
Keep your hi to yourself
Listen to me
No, you listen to me
Hey listen to me, listen to me
No, you listen to me, I'll explain everything
Hey Raju
Idiot
Look here
Idiot
Hit him, hit him And hit him a few times on my behalf as well
Do you know what happened to me because of you?
This idiot got glasses
Come on, get up idiot, get up
Hey idiot
Having fun idiots?
Hey, hi Chathur
Ranchoddas Chanchad
Namastey (Greetings) Master Jee
Where have you reached? You have become a teacher in the village, eh?
A for apple, B for ball
We boarded the train together right
But your train went in reverse
Straight to a primary teacher from engineering
What is your salary Chanchad? Tell me, 5000 rupees?
For me, that's like 100 dollars
My son's pocket money is more than your salary
Hey, stop this nonsense
He used to speak utter nonsense He said he wanted to change the education system
He wanted to change the world
Now he changes children’s diapers
Will you break his teeth or shall I break them?
Hey let it be
Do you remember, I had told you
One day you'll cry and I'll laugh
Sign over here, accept that you lost and I won
A declaration of defeat; Unbelievable, Chathur, unbelievable
Hey, is that Virus's pen?
How did you get it? You stole it?
Now what can I say?
This is for winners, not losers
No problem, if you have any difficulty in your school And need a donation
Call my assistant, OK?
A for apple, B for ball
He hasn't changed at all
Ignore him
Leave him, he will talk nonsense as usual
- The good news is your name is not Ranchoddas Chanchad
Can you imagine, after getting married I would have been called Pia Chanchad
Yuck
By the way, what's your real name?
Phunsukh Wangdu
Wangdu?
Pia Wangdu?
- No - That means you are a scientist?
That means you have 400 patents to your name?
I won't change my surname after marriage
That means you are Chathur's Wangdu?
Are the Japanese looking for you?
- I don't like Wangdu - I think so...
Just tell me one thing, are you a scientist or a teacher?
I'm a scientist but I also teach children
That means you are "The" Phunsukh Wangdu?
Yes man, yes
- Hey, Silencer - Hey Chathur come back
Stop, stop, stop
Take that?
He won't stop that way. I'll stop him
Mr. Wangdu, I can't believe you called
I'm sorry Mr. Chathur but I can't sign a deal with your company
What Sir, what has happened Sir?
How can I sign it man, you took my pen
What pen Sir? I didn't get you
The one that’s in your hand; Virus's pen
Virus's pen?
Mr. Wangdu?
Tell me Chathur
A for Apple, B for Ball, L for Lucky
Dude, he has just been raped
You got me
You got me Rancho
I mean Mr. Wangdu Totally floored me, Good one
I hope our personal problems won't affect our deal
Hey Chathur, over here, here
I was just joking; I knew in my heart that you will achieve something in life
No, you're lying?
No, I'm telling the truth, I swear
Rancho 100 Chathur 0
You win, I lose You don't believe me
Oh, dude
Oh Emperor, you are great Accept this gift
I'll give you a free bit of advice Mr Wangdu Run
Run, Run
Hey Rancho. I'll lose my job man I have young children
Baba Ranchhoddas used to say correctly
Children, Strive for excellence, excellence
And success will come running after you automatically